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I took my friend out and got her drunk. She manages a restaurant 80 hours a week and doesn't have time to actually enjoy things for herself, so I told her that she was drinking and I was driving.We had great conversation at an old hick bar, had champagne served to us in red solo cups, and then went out for breakfast. I think she really enjoyed herself for the first time in a loooong time. It felt good.

 

EDIT: there's not a gripe in there I see....I was awake for 29 hours straight and didn't get to sleep until 4 this morning. I was hoping for a solid 12-hour nap, and I only got 10.

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People who eat popcorn very loudly in a movie theater. Bunch of pigs. Also, movie theaters that sell some kind of snack in a plastic bag. So much extra noise.

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If Turkish Delight doesn't stop watching Netflix and misinterpreting the definitions of American slang words I'm going to cancel the service.

 

All day long I've been called a "has-been ginger snatch."

Just so you don't shake hands with him

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People who eat popcorn very loudly in a movie theater. Bunch of pigs. Also, movie theaters that sell some kind of snack in a plastic bag. So much extra noise.

Not quite as bad as having the people sitting behind you who have obviously already viewed the picture chatting amongst themselves, giving away the plot.

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People who eat popcorn very loudly in a movie theater. Bunch of pigs. Also, movie theaters that sell some kind of snack in a plastic bag. So much extra noise.

Not quite as bad as having the people sitting behind you who have obviously already viewed the picture chatting amongst themselves, giving away the plot.

 

 

I hate that! That's why I usually prefer watching movies by myself.

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Minnesota. They have new "WOMAN VETERAN" license plates, because apparently normal veteran ones aren't good enough for women. The whole state is a gong show.

 

 

Also, stale bread. I'm having the worst sandwich ever. If it weren't for the soup to dip it in, it would be in the garbage.

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Minnesota. They have new "WOMAN VETERAN" license plates, because apparently normal veteran ones aren't good enough for women. The whole state is a gong show.

 

 

Also, stale bread. I'm having the worst sandwich ever. If it weren't for the soup to dip it in, it would be in the garbage.

That's why you order white sauce.

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Minnesota. They have new "WOMAN VETERAN" license plates, because apparently normal veteran ones aren't good enough for women. The whole state is a gong show.

And you're surprised by this? Remember this is a state that once elected a pro wrestler as Governor, and this guy:

 

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Seeing these couples on the news with their "new years babies" - and thinking a little bit more coaching and maybe some inducing drugs would have brought that kid into the world on the 31st and given the parents a nicer present come April 15th!

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Seeing these couples on the news with their "new years babies" - and thinking a little bit more coaching and maybe some inducing drugs would have brought that kid into the world on the 31st and given the parents a nicer present come April 15th!

LOL good point.

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Minnesota. They have new "WOMAN VETERAN" license plates, because apparently normal veteran ones aren't good enough for women. The whole state is a gong show.

 

In Mudland at Home Depot they have disabled veteran parking spaces in addition to handicapped parking spaces. I guess there's a pecking order to people with mobility issues.

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Using the word "Literally" . . Any time somone is retelling events as if I wouldn't believe them if they didnt say "literally".

 

Any word Giada pronounces with an Italian accent on the Food Network as if it makes that particular food more Italian somehow.

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Using the word "Literally" . . Any time somone is retelling events as if I wouldn't believe them if they didnt say "literally".

Any word Giada pronounces with an Italian accent on the Food Network as if it makes that particular food more Italian somehow.

The Giada thing is what I call "Alex Trebek Syndrome."

 

Most of the time when people say "literally," what follows isn't actually literal.

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I'm not sure what disgusts me most, the color and design of this Apple® keyboard, the fact that I let it get this out of hand, or that the cleaning lady hasn't noticed and taken corrective action.

 

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cv, I think it's time to throw out that keyboard and get a new one.

 

It just cleaned up really well with just two up & up lemon scent disinfecting wipes from Target®.

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cv, I think it's time to throw out that keyboard and get a new one.

 

It just cleaned up really well with just two up & up lemon scent disinfecting wipes from Target®.

 

 

That's good to know. I have the same keyboard. Just in case it ever gets like that, I will use up & up lemon scent disinfecting wipes from Target®.

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cv, I think it's time to throw out that keyboard and get a new one.

 

It just cleaned up really well with just two up & up lemon scent disinfecting wipes from Target®.

 

 

That's good to know. I have the same keyboard. Just in case it ever gets like that, I will use up & up lemon scent disinfecting wipes from Target®.

 

 

Youtube® is full of amateur videos with people who insist on using a Tide® to go®, but I wasn't going to drive to Vons® or Walgreens® this morning.

 

If the up & up lemon scent disinfecting wipes hadn't worked I was going to next try toilet bowl cleaner + a toothbrush, and then, if necessary, escalate to a creme brûlée torch.

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