Bad Doctor Frost

This was once my ringtone in college. Was I ever that young?

Running out of beer on a Friday after a very long two months.

No cap man, you just don't have rizz.

Seeing your name on the "Oldtimers" list for the annual alumni hockey tournament. 😑

You're never dealing with the head of the class when you deal with dealerships. If you find one not completely full of crap, keep going back. They're few and far between. I'll gladly travel to have a better experience. I haven't bought locally in years. I shopped at a local dealership a few months ago and the sales manager was...we'll call her "confidently incorrect" so I wrote them off for anything beyond window shopping. Too bad.

So good to hear from you. You were on my mind the other day. Hopefully the results are good!

Chicken wings are too expensive, and the breasts aren't good enough to justify the cost. Of course I mean chicken breasts. 😐

Gold Bond powder. Blue or green bottle. It's like Halls for your balls.

Coming up on 18 years this month. That can't be right...I was just a college kid when I found this place.

Oh no. I remember you and your mom well. I'm so sorry for your loss. Strength and best wishes to you and your sister at this difficult time. Cancer is a cruel *Admin and our Terms of Service prohibit profanity* that I wish on no one.

I was thinking about you the other day. I'm glad you're still causing trouble and I hope you're able to recover as speedy as time allows.

Yeah I think that's being changed. I haven't been to the food court since they took away my beloved combo pizza though.

I think you have to scan your membership card before you can order food. Good. Now if only there were separate lines for Executive members.

It's February, and the golf courses opened today.

Nothing good comes from TikTok. NOTHING.