Kona Posted May 9, 2005 Posted May 9, 2005 I like sex. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Me too, I found out its better when its with another person. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Quote
Sultan Posted May 10, 2005 Author Posted May 10, 2005 3 BLIND MICE... see how they run Where the @#%^ are they go'n. Rhymes, Hey diddle, diddle the cat and the fiddle, The cow jumped over the moon, That’s more than my pet monkey does that fat lazy smell baboon. Doe a dear a female dear... NM. I heard a good song today on the radio I haven't heard in a while, 3rd eye blind, *jumper* Fleetwood Mac, is an awesome band. Favorite songs/bands: Creed ~ ONE Billy Idol ~ Everything Train ~ she’s on fire Pearl Jam ~ Even flow Um actually I could go on for hours, anyone heard of Junkyard? Quote
Kona Posted May 10, 2005 Posted May 10, 2005 I lost my heart in San Francisco! I sat on the runway for a half hour while it was determined there was a problem. Then we taxied back to the terminal for the "fix." Eventually we took off. I got into Chicago in time to see my flight depart without me. I couldn't get another flight to my airport for another eight hours as the earlier ones were all booked solid. Couldn't fly standby because I had checked my luggage. I lost my sanity in Chicago! Quote
overmihead Posted May 10, 2005 Posted May 10, 2005 I lied on my life insurance property. i also lied on a credit app. told em I didnt smoke and that i earned an extra 5000 per year..but hey, anything goes. Quote
overmihead Posted May 10, 2005 Posted May 10, 2005 I like sex. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I love sex, unfortunately, my girl only puts out on special days. Xmas, Halloween, Birthdays and most other holidays are not special days. Special days are about once or twice every six to eight months. Quote
anchorman Posted May 10, 2005 Posted May 10, 2005 I STAYED AT A HOLIDAY IN EXPRESS LAST NIGHT........ Quote
taxguy Posted May 10, 2005 Posted May 10, 2005 i once drank two bottles of Robitussin cough syrup to get high Quote
taxguy Posted May 10, 2005 Posted May 10, 2005 i'm listening to father mackenzie - eleanor rigby Quote
taxguy Posted May 10, 2005 Posted May 10, 2005 i just viewed my grades for the spring semester, and now I am depressed. i failed my math class and got a C in what was supposed to be a blow off class. Quote
taxguy Posted May 10, 2005 Posted May 10, 2005 my room is extremely messy i must clean it tonight Quote
anchorman Posted May 10, 2005 Posted May 10, 2005 i just viewed my grades for the spring semester, and now I am depressed. i failed my math class and got a C in what was supposed to be a blow off class. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Taxguy failed math class?,...hmmmm OK, your not doing my taxes...............ever. Quote
taxguy Posted May 10, 2005 Posted May 10, 2005 i just viewed my grades for the spring semester, and now I am depressed. i failed my math class and got a C in what was supposed to be a blow off class. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Taxguy failed math class?,...hmmmm OK, your not doing my taxes...............ever. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I always make mistakes in your favor Quote
txmomoftwo Posted May 10, 2005 Posted May 10, 2005 If trees could scream, would people still cut them down?? Probably. Especially if they screamed all the time, and for no apparent reason. (Any other "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy" fans out there?) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> OMG, I love Jack Handy! Geez, I'm wiping away tears from laughing so hard. Gimme more! Ok, so I have a weird sense of humor...when I saw Bruce Almighty I laughed so hard when he was messing up the reporter that I had a stomach ache. DH thought I was nuts. Sooo glad I didn't see that one in the movie theater, he probably would have left... Quote
taxguy Posted May 10, 2005 Posted May 10, 2005 actually...KILL THEM ALL!!...and lets all live on the moon Quote
angeleyeskkhr Posted May 10, 2005 Posted May 10, 2005 (edited) my room is extremely messy i must clean it tonight <{POST_SNAPBACK}> HAHAH, my ENTIRE HOUSE, is extremely messy (well, other than the living room--that got cleaned today). Having a VERY active 7 month old baby can do that too ya. UGH, I have two finals on THE SAME DAY! One is Fri. from 2-5, the other is from 7pm-10 pm!!!! HELLO??? Do you people not understand that *some* people have families? How the HECK am I supposed to make my fi WAKE her (our seven month old)up just to come pick me up? I guess I'll have to take the car and pay friggin' lots of money to park on campus. I swear Univ. of Texas thinks everyone must BOW DOWN TO THEM or something. They are *not* "family" friendly at all (friendly to parents or even full time workers going to school). But the good thing is I don't have to drag my finals out for an entire week. I've had it happen before where I only had two finals, one was the FIRST day of finals, the other was the LAST day of finals (trust me, it sucks)! Edited May 10, 2005 by angeleyeskkhr Quote
taxguy Posted May 10, 2005 Posted May 10, 2005 Why do people put money in their mouth? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> because they're too poor to afford a wallet Quote
overmihead Posted May 10, 2005 Posted May 10, 2005 Why do people put money in their mouth? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> because they're too poor to afford a wallet <{POST_SNAPBACK}> LOL...Ill ask the question thats been asked a million times. If bees wax comes from bees and emu oil from emus, where does baby oil come from? Quote
psp Posted May 10, 2005 Posted May 10, 2005 i'm eating leche condensada right now <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Why? Quote
taxguy Posted May 10, 2005 Posted May 10, 2005 i'm eating leche condensada right now <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Why? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> because it taste so deliciosuly sweet and i want to stay up all night cleaning my room Quote
angeleyeskkhr Posted May 10, 2005 Posted May 10, 2005 i'm eating leche condensada right now <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Why? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> because it taste so deliciosuly sweet and i want to stay up all night cleaning my room <{POST_SNAPBACK}> LOL. You've posted SOOO many posts, I'm thinking you REALLY wanna be that "100th" poster or whatever for the free sig. HUH? j/k Quote
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