PEOPLE ARE STUPID: COVID-19 EDITION

[hegemony]

Corona Beer Still Struggling With Confused Consumers Amid Coronavirus Fears

[hdporter]

OMG ... with market research results like that, one would think that Corona (Beer) had updated it's slogan to "Embrace the Inevitable".

 

( Just tried a 1st time pm, hege ... did you block "all incoming", or did someone turn off the tap?? )

[hegemony]

52 minutes ago, hdporter said:

OMG ... with market research results like that, one would think that Corona (Beer) had updated it's slogan to "Embrace the Inevitable".

 

( Just tried a 1st time pm, hege ... did you block "all incoming", or did someone turn off the tap?? )

I forgot to pay my monthly CB subscription fee. Try now...

[MarvBear]

1 hour ago, hegemony said:

I forgot to pay my monthly CB subscription fee. Try now...

You should have put it on auto renew!

[hegemony]

1 hour ago, MarvBear said:

You should have put it on auto renew!

my discover card limit is too low

[Burgerwars]

Should I switch from drinking Corona to a bottle of vodka a day, because it's safer?

 

There's a city east of Los Angeles named Corona. Should residents move out?

 

[hegemony]

Chapter Two: People Be Mo' Stupid

 

Police push a coronavirus hoax warning of contaminated meth

[mk_378]

How would it improve life for anyone, including the police, to make the area's meth heads even more paranoid?

Edited February 29, 2020 by mk_378

[hegemony]

Chapter 3: Prom Dress Shortage

[hegemony]

Chapter 4: Stocking up on essentials at Costco

[hegemony]

Chapter 5: Costco Madness Part Two "Ortiz said the 10 cases of bottled water were “overkill,” even for her family of five. She wasn’t sure where they would store the water once they got home."

[hegemony]

Chapter 6: protective ultraviolet protective Batman suit

 

 

Edited March 3, 2020 by hegemony

[hegemony]

Chapter 7: The Keto Diet will Make You Immune

[mk_378]

What happens when the wearer farts?

[centex]

34 minutes ago, mk_378 said:

What happens when the wearer farts?

They hope no open flame is nearby...

[hegemony]

37 minutes ago, mk_378 said:

What happens when the wearer farts?

They die from MEthane poisoning.

[hegemony]

Chapter 8: TEOTWAWKI and hiding out since Y2K

[hegemony]

[hegemony]

“There is no reason to denude the shelves of lavatory paper in the supermarkets,”

[hegemony]

OMFG!!!!! No reusable cups: Starbucks will temporarily pause the use of personal cups over coronavirus fears

[CTSoxFan]

On 2/29/2020 at 12:26 AM, Burgerwars said:

 

 

There's a city east of Los Angeles named Corona. Should residents move out?

 

Yes, as quickly as humanly possible, although that has nothing to do with the current Covid-19 virus.

[TheVig]

Centurion edition:

 

As a joke I suggested to a client she call her concierge to locate some TP to be delivered to her office. She obliged. Said besides the AF on the card, she hasn't spent money on stupid in awhile.

 

About three hours later, while we were on a conference call, a delivery guy shows up with 60 rolls of Charmin. 

 

The cost of that little stunt.......$280

[kaylee34]

42 minutes ago, TheVig said:

Centurion edition:

 

As a joke I suggested to a client she call her concierge to locate some TP to be delivered to her office. She obliged. Said besides the AF on the card, she hasn't spent money on stupid in awhile.

 

About three hours later, while we were on a conference call, a delivery guy shows up with 60 rolls of Charmin. 

 

The cost of that little stunt.......$280

Actually probably not a bad idea. I had to stop by the store last night on my way home and there was not a bit of TP on the shelves. Cashier said it’s sold out everywhere. Glad I hit up Costco last week. Crazy. 

[cv91915]

https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/539646-someone-in-our-family-had-taken-to-wiping-his-or

[hegemony]

get a bidet and live like someone in the first world