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  • Buy the cheapest vodka you can
  • Run it through a carbon water filter (I use a gallon Brita) 2-3 times.
  • Result: very smooth vodka at a fraction of the price.

 

  • because carbon filters are free?

 

 

 

 

 

somedoucheNicole Dieker

I am more than happy to share some of my sound financial advice with your readers. This advice has been carefully gleaned over years of evictions relocations, and I hope your readers will use it wisely.

  • I reviewed my finances and saw that I was spending hundreds of dollars per month on bills. Why am I giving these wealthy companies all my money? They’ve got more than enough as it is! I stopped paying them. It felt great to stop wasting so much money every month!
  • After spending our household toiletry fund on malt liquor, I realized I needed to make more money. So I went right up to my boss the next day and said, “Boss, I need more money.” I’m thrilled that he and I are on the same page about this, because he nodded and said “SD, those soda dispensers aren’t going to refill themselves.” I expect a raise any day now.
  • One day I got home from work and needed to make a list for grocery shopping. I opened the fridge and saw that it had magically refilled itself! After that day, I stopped spending money on groceries. Why waste money buying food when I have an Infinite Fridge?
  • I’m constantly on the look for things around the house that I don’t need, and can sell for extra income. There’s a treasure trove of stuff in the common area: shoes I don’t recognize, movies I don’t remember buying, even a game console here and there. I mean, I don’t play videogames, what do I need an XBOX for? That’s a quick fifty bucks on Craigslist made in a single night!

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1 hour ago, hegemony said:

One day I got home from work and needed to make a list for grocery shopping. I opened the fridge and saw that it had magically refilled itself! After that day, I stopped spending money on groceries. Why waste money buying food when I have an Infinite Fridge?

 

It's the opposite of the magic coffee table skit :D

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I can say with 100% certainty, just from this photo, that you couldn't spend 45 seconds with her and not punch her in the growler.

 

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