OMG!!!!! Can you trust American Express?

[hegemony]

one of the funniest and most pathetic complaints about a credit card company I've ever read!!!

 

https://www.flyertalk.com/forum/american-express-membership-rewards/1970862-can-you-trust-american-express.html

[cv91915]

I wonder if he had to go number one or number two.

 

The only restrooms besides the ones at home where I will go number two are:

• Inside the Centurion Lounge at DFW (always clean, and the stall doors go from floor to ceiling);
   
• Just outside the Zodiac Restaurant inside Neiman Marcus at Fashion Valley Mall in San Diego, and then only on Sunday because the restaurant is closed and I have the place all to myself.

[TheVig]

This past Saturday, I didn't go as so far as to drop a deuce at Neiman Marcus, but did one hell of a fine job of crop dusting a majority of the store. My best crop dusting was last fall, at the Apple Store. I can honestly say, I may have been the only one in history to clear out an Apple Store.

[centex]

It clearly was NOT an emergency situation given that, even without a line, it would have taken longer to get checked in and TO the bathroom than to have *gasp* used a public restroom off of the concours...

 

Sadly, this seems more of a DYKWIA situation that makes other Plats look over-entitled.

[cv91915]

2 hours ago, TheVig said:

This past Saturday, I didn't go as so far as to drop a deuce at Neiman Marcus, but did one hell of a fine job of crop dusting a majority of the store. My best crop dusting was last fall, at the Apple Store. I can honestly say, I may have been the only one in history to clear out an Apple Store.

Last time I visited the Zodiac was right after I knocked over a display of margarita mix at Williams-Sonoma.

 

I wish my friend Josh hadn't moved away.  We used to go to BevMo and pick up vodka minis and take them to the mall and mix them with lemonade from the food court.  Your Apple Store anecdote would have been an inspiration for some drunk retailing.

[cv91915]

On 5/22/2019 at 12:47 PM, cv91915 said:

The only restrooms besides the ones at home where I will go number two are:

• Inside the Centurion Lounge at DFW (always clean, and the stall doors go from floor to ceiling);
   
• Just outside the Zodiac Restaurant inside Neiman Marcus at Fashion Valley Mall in San Diego, and then only on Sunday because the restaurant is closed and I have the place all to myself.

+ The private rooms at the Qantas Lounge at LHR.

+ The private rooms with private showers at the Flagship Lounge at LAX.  You'll never leave an airport restroom after taking a dump any cleaner.

 

 

Edited January 6 by cv91915

[IndyPoolPlayer]

2 hours ago, cv91915 said:

+ The private rooms with private showers at the Flagship Lounge at LAX.  You'll never leave an airport restroom after taking a dump any cleaner.

Does it have one of those drinking fountains in the restroom stall?