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Tori Spelling is the most beautiful woman known to God and man.

Are you serious? Maybe the most beautiful to a bankruptcy attorney, collector or process server :grin:

The sad part of this article is the fact that she is so ill equipped for life that she is destined for a life of depression, bad credit and ridicule by the media! Very sad no matter your thoughts of her as an actress! I feel very sorry for her. Bad parenting is very apparent!

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This post has certainly brought out the lurkers, glad to know that the world is still star fecking.

 

I have always found her interesting because I think she is so hideous looking.

 

Never quite got it despite her last name. And it doesn't even begin with K.

 

LOL !!! Good point.

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Tori Spelling is the most beautiful woman known to God and man.

Are you serious? Maybe the most beautiful to a bankruptcy attorney, collector or process server :grin:

The sad part of this article is the fact that she is so ill equipped for life that she is destined for a life of depression, bad credit and ridicule by the media! Very sad no matter your thoughts of her as an actress! I feel very sorry for her. Bad parenting is very apparent!

I was a process server during a down time as a project manager. Tori Spelling is my dream woman. She's the ultimate woman.

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"Hey- why the long face?"

 

I kid Tori. I'm sure she'll get her act together and pull herself up by her bootstraps and learn how to mange the money she'll inherit from her mother and be a TV star again. And she'll do it all on her own, with no help from experts, plastic surgeons, insider connections in the entertainment industry, etc. Just like she did when she got that part in her dad's TV show- completely on her own.

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Tori Spelling is the most beautiful woman known to God and man.

I think you need to make an appointment with an eye doctor. The sooner the better.

And he needs to have himself submitted for drug testing as well.

 

No, my eyes are fine. My most beautiful women in the world list:

 

1. Tori Spelling

 

2. Queen Latifah

 

3. Molly Qerim

 

4. Rosie O'Donnell

 

5. Joan Jett

I'll take Joan Jett. She can come to my house and kick my flowers anytime.

 

 

+1

 

BTW, Tori would be right at home on "Mob Wives". :grin:

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Tampa, I think NJ Housewives would be a step up. If you scraped off her makeup and undyed her hair, it might be scary.

 

This woman probably has a personal stylist and PR person to make her look her best.

 

A few years on unemployment (if she is able to get it) and food stamps might interfere with her appearance.

 

However, no one is asking what the hell her cheatin' husband is doing to earn a living.

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True and what about that nose ? She could inhale Peru with that honker.

I'm sure that nose has inhaled plenty of Peruvian, Bolivian, Columbian, as well as lidocaine, benzocaine and procaine

 

maybe she knows the Olsen twins.

 

 

Did you really mention my twins and Tori Spelling in the same thread?

 

Unfortunately, my little twins haven't aged so well themselves the last couple years. But they are twins, and they are worth an estimated 1 billion dollars.

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