HELP! Quick-before I die!

[Quit Screwing Me]

Since my doctors will probably kill me on Friday, I'm thinking about getting supplemental insurance. But I don't want to take an exam or talk to anyone. I want one of those instant coverage things. And even though they'll be killing me, I want one of those daily benefit plans, not regular life insurance...........I'll find a way to collect the money from the great beyond.

 

Any ideas?

[ubercat]

Since my doctors will probably kill me on Friday, I'm thinking about getting supplemental insurance.

 

Maybe postpone the doctor's appointment?

[Losluv]

I've never heard of the daily benefit type of insurance. Interesting.

 

Avoid your docs. They're making you sick!

[ICANHASMUNY?]

You could just join our betting pool ....

 

Want in?

[Tigz]

QSM, honey.....

You've been dying on here for the last 11 years. I'm sure you will still be dying on here for the next 11.

[AnnMichele]

I swear I saw a post just like this a few months ago

[parisamour]

It's another false alarm , probably!

 

 

 

http://creditboards.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=542036&view=&hl=&fromsearch=1

[parisamour]

Or,

 

http://creditboards.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=541934&view=&hl=&fromsearch=1

[AnnMichele]

It was DEFINITELY this one that I saw!

Too funny!

 

It's another false alarm , probably!



http://creditboards.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=542036&view=&hl=&fromsearch=1

Edited April 17, 2015 by AnnMichele

[Quit Screwing Me]

It would appear that there may be some jealousy of my resilience and ability to out-maneuver the grim reaper.

[Tigz]

It would appear that there may be some jealousy of my resilience and ability to out-maneuver the grim reaper.

Oh, I'm not jealous. I would be heartbroken if anything happened to you.

And Breeze would be unconsolable.

[breeze]

 

It would appear that there may be some jealousy of my resilience and ability to out-maneuver the grim reaper.

Oh, I'm not jealous. I would be heartbroken if anything happened to you.

And Breeze would be unconsolable.

 

 

I would!! QSM please don't leave me.

[soundtraxx]

I've never heard of the daily benefit type of insurance. Interesting.

 

Avoid your docs. They're making you sick!

Hospital indemnity, accident, critical illness insurance. You can purchase them with daily, weekly or monthly benefits. If you go monthly it's usually best to purchase disability insurance instead that pays in excess of SSD.

 

Nonmedical life is called guaranteed issue, typically limited to under 250k death benefits but some companies go higher. Many insurers require you live at least 31 days.

 

I know it was a joke thread but I felt like dropping some knowledge.

[Quit Screwing Me]

It wasn't a joke thread. I really need the insurance. I have two more dr. appointments in the next 2 weeks.

[Losluv]

 

I've never heard of the daily benefit type of insurance. Interesting.

Avoid your docs. They're making you sick!

Hospital indemnity, accident, critical illness insurance. You can purchase them with daily, weekly or monthly benefits. If you go monthly it's usually best to purchase disability insurance instead that pays in excess of SSD.

Nonmedical life is called guaranteed issue, typically limited to under 250k death benefits but some companies go higher. Many insurers require you live at least 31 days.

I know it was a joke thread but I felt like dropping some knowledge.

Thanks! Appreciate it!

 

Now back to QSM dying, hopefully never!

[soundtraxx]

Tell me what kind of insurance you want specifically and I'll tell you the insurer to go with.

 

Age and state help.

[Quit Screwing Me]

Something that will pay me daily while I lay dying in the hospital........or in the comfort of my own bed. I'm in NC........older than 18, but younger than 65.

[ICANHASMUNY?]

So you don't want it, Eh?