Just Want To Say Thanks. Thanks. There. I'm Good Now.

[dansamy]

 

 

 

 

I actually do need a haircut. I haven't had one in probably 4 years. I need to do something with it...

I think women shouldn't cut their hair. Trim, yes.

 

If someone has a nice long neck it's okay to go short, but so few people have a nice long neck.

 

I qualify.

 

Coincidentally, I'm also in that Newly-Single-and-Need-to-Hack-and-Dye-My-Hair Phase.

 

Sign me up.

 

Hrrrm, has better credit scores. Check

Probably has ta-ta's. Check

Eligible. Check

 

*Joey voice* How you doin' *Joey Voice*

 

It's even funnier because I read it in Joey's voice.

[casemodgod]

 

 

 

 

 

I actually do need a haircut. I haven't had one in probably 4 years. I need to do something with it...

I think women shouldn't cut their hair. Trim, yes.

 

If someone has a nice long neck it's okay to go short, but so few people have a nice long neck.

 

I qualify.

 

Coincidentally, I'm also in that Newly-Single-and-Need-to-Hack-and-Dye-My-Hair Phase.

 

Sign me up.

 

Hrrrm, has better credit scores. Check

Probably has ta-ta's. Check

Eligible. Check

 

*Joey voice* How you doin' *Joey Voice*

 

It's even funnier because I read it in Joey's voice.

 

How can you not ?

[BDK]

 

 

 

 

I actually do need a haircut. I haven't had one in probably 4 years. I need to do something with it...

I think women shouldn't cut their hair. Trim, yes.

 

If someone has a nice long neck it's okay to go short, but so few people have a nice long neck.

 

I qualify.

 

Coincidentally, I'm also in that Newly-Single-and-Need-to-Hack-and-Dye-My-Hair Phase.

 

Sign me up.

 

Hrrrm, has better credit scores. Check

Probably has ta-ta's. Check

Eligible. Check

 

*Joey voice* How you doin' *Joey Voice*

 

Probably?

[dansamy]

 

 

 

 

 

I actually do need a haircut. I haven't had one in probably 4 years. I need to do something with it...

I think women shouldn't cut their hair. Trim, yes.

 

If someone has a nice long neck it's okay to go short, but so few people have a nice long neck.

 

I qualify.

 

Coincidentally, I'm also in that Newly-Single-and-Need-to-Hack-and-Dye-My-Hair Phase.

 

Sign me up.

 

Hrrrm, has better credit scores. Check

Probably has ta-ta's. Check

Eligible. Check

 

*Joey voice* How you doin' *Joey Voice*

 

Probably?

 

Some women are relatively flat chested. And maybe he's a boob guy.

[chugs102]

chugs, I know you like to push the line bro.

 

But some women don't need to hear this.

 

HL has respect for herself, take that chocolate elsewhere.

Party in NYC. Yea or nay? I say Yea!

YES.

 

 

Seriously?

 

Blow me. You guys can dish it out to me but then cry like little b*tches?

[JayB27]

I am an EVERYTHING guy.

 

Check !!

[HoustonLynne]

 

 

 

 

I actually do need a haircut. I haven't had one in probably 4 years. I need to do something with it...

I think women shouldn't cut their hair. Trim, yes.

 

If someone has a nice long neck it's okay to go short, but so few people have a nice long neck.

 

I qualify.

 

Coincidentally, I'm also in that Newly-Single-and-Need-to-Hack-and-Dye-My-Hair Phase.

 

Sign me up.

 

Hrrrm, has better credit scores. Check

Probably has ta-ta's. Check

Eligible. Check

 

*Joey voice* How you doin' *Joey Voice*

 

[JayB27]

 

chugs, I know you like to push the line bro.

 

But some women don't need to hear this.

 

HL has respect for herself, take that chocolate elsewhere.

Party in NYC. Yea or nay? I say Yea!

YES.

 

 

Seriously?

 

Blow me. You guys can dish it out to me but then cry like little b*tches?

 

chugs, you know what you're doing man.

 

No one is dishing anything to you, that you don't bring on yourself.

 

AND, if WE are, the men, confront us, not little women, not cool. mouse.

[chugs102]

I would confront you. But you have no wit.

[JayB27]

So, you move on to degrade women, we know.

 

Not happening on my watch though, ever.

[BDK]

I'll be your Huckleberry. And I ain't foolin' about. Say when.

 

Edited January 23, 2015 by BDK

[HoustonLynne]

I'll be your Huckleberry.

[JayB27]

Future readers, I wont be apologizing this time around.

 

That stuff has no place here, or anywhere.

 

Respecting women should be paramount in life. Sometimes things cross the line.

[HoustonLynne]

I'll be over here observing.

[Konrad2012]

What a strange little thread this has become.

[JayB27]

Just come unarmed to the party

[HoustonLynne]

What a strange little thread this has become.

[cv91915]

GC = funniest man ever

 

He was great up to a certain point. In his last ~10 years his performances got more and more over-rehearsed and crotchety. Preachy, really.

 

I'm seeing Jay Mohr in San Diego on 2/28. I saw him once before in Las Vegas, a long time ago. It was the funniest stand-up act I've ever seen. His stuff on Youtube doesn't do him justice.

[mizliz1011]

NYC CB Party Guest List:

 

1. chugs BobWang

 

2. uber

 

3. mizliz

 

4. JayB27

 

5. mendy *if champagne is high enough class

 

6. HL

 

7. K-dawg *unarmed

 

8. shifter *in a good mood

 

9. BDmofo'inK

 

10. cv91915

 

11. breeze

 

12. LKH

 

I know I am missing some, so add to it.

[mizliz1011]

Breeze is coming in on her surfboard, remember?

 

And CV+1- it would not be a party without.

 

And Shifter in a good mood is a MUST.

 

LHK would be the crowning glory.

 

Suggestions welcome. I am sure I have omited someone essential.

 

It was12 at night...here...

 

Those who wish to be part of this must speak up and not be offended...

 

It is not my nature to exclude anyone...

Edited January 23, 2015 by mizliz1011

[HoustonLynne]

Our most recently crowned Pimp needs to be there, since he's already in the neighborhood -- nysbadmk8.

 

And Trevor!

[JayB27]

I'm just a planner. You know how they are.

[mizliz1011]

ABSOLUTELY. I am hoping to have you all rub off on me, transferenceo of good Fico juju...

 

We who are not Pimp Worthy can gather together in the corner and observe the glow...

 

At least I am over $100 but that includes AU and secured...

 

The secured will fall off in June/ July. SDFCU and NFCU... NFCU added onto my $15K Flagship for a primary prybar.

 

SDFCU I hate to give up as they were such a boost to my morale in my days of woe but perhaps I should consolidate.

 

If I get an unsecured card there it will be a HP...and they don't convert...

 

We shall conference on this issue over Bubbly! at Chez Moi.. I think we should all kick in to get BW a ticket so he comes for sure.

 

And we shall all sign a pledge of confidentiality like they do for the celebrities...

 

Breeze must wear a crown, and luminaries like LHK and BDK will wear white roses in their lapels.

 

All Pimps and Whores can wear wrist corsages!

 

the rest of us shall mark our forehead with coal...

 

Trevor should arrive with his dogs...

Edited January 23, 2015 by mizliz1011

[ubercat]

uber, I got you a gift:

 

 

Oh, that reminds me. Brb.

 

Seriously?

 

Blow me. You guys can dish it out to me but then cry like little b*tches?

 

I know you didn't direct that at me.

Edited January 23, 2015 by ubercat

[JayB27]

Short term memory loss.