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I hate it when a hotel makes it difficult for me to enjoy a crisp, cold Diet Coke® in the morning.

 

The minibar in this place is about one degree cooler than room temperature. There are no vending machines, so to buy a Diet Coke I'd have to get on the elevator and go down 12 floors to the gift shop.

 

I bought a Diet Coke at CVS yesterday to avoid this hassle, but the ice bucket is so small it took four trips to bring enough ice to the room to fill the sink with enough to chill the damn thing.

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I don't drink Diet Coke® anymore, but when I did, yeah, it had to be cold. Crisp is a good word to describe it. That would wake me up! Coffee works, I guess. Just not as well.

 

I usually only drink one per day, down from six or more.

 

The coffee phase follows the Diet Coke phase every morning.

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I don't drink Diet Coke® anymore, but when I did, yeah, it had to be cold. Crisp is a good word to describe it. That would wake me up! Coffee works, I guess. Just not as well.

I usually only drink one per day, down from six or more.

 

The coffee phase follows the Diet Coke phase every morning.

I used to drink about that many. Then I looked at the ingredients.

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Love my coffee in the morning. But as much as I love the taste of coffee, I loathe the after taste. I need to brush my teeth asap.

The aftertaste of dairy milk is what made me stop drinking it entirely.

 

The taste itself is bad. But afterward. Double blech.

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Love my coffee in the morning. But as much as I love the taste of coffee, I loathe the after taste. I need to brush my teeth asap.

The aftertaste of dairy milk is what made me stop drinking it entirely.

 

The taste itself is bad. But afterward. Double blech.

I was using almond milk but lately half-and-half has been appealing.

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Love my coffee in the morning. But as much as I love the taste of coffee, I loathe the after taste. I need to brush my teeth asap.

The aftertaste of dairy milk is what made me stop drinking it entirely.

The taste itself is bad. But afterward. Double blech.

I was using almond milk but lately half-and-half has been appealing.

I use almond milk for coffee and for oatmeal. Half and half gives me boobs.

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Love my coffee in the morning. But as much as I love the taste of coffee, I loathe the after taste. I need to brush my teeth asap.

The aftertaste of dairy milk is what made me stop drinking it entirely.

The taste itself is bad. But afterward. Double blech.

I was using almond milk but lately half-and-half has been appealing.
I use almond milk for coffee and for oatmeal. Half and half gives me boobs.

Is that not the look you're going for?

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Love my coffee in the morning. But as much as I love the taste of coffee, I loathe the after taste. I need to brush my teeth asap.

The aftertaste of dairy milk is what made me stop drinking it entirely.

The taste itself is bad. But afterward. Double blech.

I was using almond milk but lately half-and-half has been appealing.
I use almond milk for coffee and for oatmeal. Half and half gives me boobs.

Is that not the look you're going for?

No. I have a very small flowers. I wish some of the excess could find its way down there instead.

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Love my coffee in the morning. But as much as I love the taste of coffee, I loathe the after taste. I need to brush my teeth asap.

The aftertaste of dairy milk is what made me stop drinking it entirely.

The taste itself is bad. But afterward. Double blech.

I was using almond milk but lately half-and-half has been appealing.
I use almond milk for coffee and for oatmeal. Half and half gives me boobs.
Is that not the look you're going for?
No. I have a very small flowers. I wish some of the excess could find its way down there instead.

You could get implants.

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Love my coffee in the morning. But as much as I love the taste of coffee, I loathe the after taste. I need to brush my teeth asap.

The aftertaste of dairy milk is what made me stop drinking it entirely.

The taste itself is bad. But afterward. Double blech.

I was using almond milk but lately half-and-half has been appealing.
I use almond milk for coffee and for oatmeal. Half and half gives me boobs.
Is that not the look you're going for?
No. I have a very small flowers. I wish some of the excess could find its way down there instead.

You could get implants.

 

CTHU at the both of you.... :rofl:

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The Eagles are a powerfully horrendous band.

:warning::stop::aggressive:

 

 

I always feel sorry for Joe when I see him playing with `em. Makes me sad.

 

Why, the last time I saw them he plays a great deal of his songs. And I thought I was paying to see the Eagles not JW. :beee:

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The Eagles are a powerfully horrendous band.

:warning::stop::aggressive:

 

 

I always feel sorry for Joe when I see him playing with `em. Makes me sad.

 

Why, the last time I saw them he plays a great deal of his songs. And I thought I was paying to see the Eagles not JW. :beee:

 

 

Joe hates those asshats, and he keeps demanding to do stuff he likes like old James Gang stuff.

 

James Gang is an excellent band.

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Love my coffee in the morning. But as much as I love the taste of coffee, I loathe the after taste. I need to brush my teeth asap.

The aftertaste of dairy milk is what made me stop drinking it entirely.

The taste itself is bad. But afterward. Double blech.

I was using almond milk but lately half-and-half has been appealing.
I use almond milk for coffee and for oatmeal. Half and half gives me boobs.
Is that not the look you're going for?
No. I have a very small flowers. I wish some of the excess could find its way down there instead.

You could get implants.

I'm dying for someone to tell me that my jeans make my flowers look fat.

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Love my coffee in the morning. But as much as I love the taste of coffee, I loathe the after taste. I need to brush my teeth asap.

The aftertaste of dairy milk is what made me stop drinking it entirely.

The taste itself is bad. But afterward. Double blech.

I was using almond milk but lately half-and-half has been appealing.
I use almond milk for coffee and for oatmeal. Half and half gives me boobs.
Is that not the look you're going for?
No. I have a very small flowers. I wish some of the excess could find its way down there instead.

You could get implants.

I'm dying for someone to tell me that my jeans make my flowers look fat.

 

 

It happens. You'll live. I mean, I've gotten this far.

 

I'm dying for someone to tell me that my jeans make my flowers look fat.

 

Stop buying jeans at Nordstroms.

 

 

heehee

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I'm dying for someone to tell me that my jeans make my flowers look fat.

 

Stop buying jeans at Nordstroms.

Don't make me put you on ignore like that annoying broad who was starting each of her posts with an oversized red letter.

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