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38 minutes ago, hegemony said:

I plan to hold my classes from Larry Flint's lounge. All are welcome


I'll be there!  :yahoo:

 

And I will bring Kitty with me. ;) 

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14 hours ago, hegemony said:

I plan to hold my classes from Larry Flint's lounge. All are welcome

That would be one way to increase the number of people 'auditing' a class LOL!

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On 3/12/2020 at 12:27 PM, hegemony said:

a lot of universities have moved instruction online. we've been told it is at our discretion but that there is no staffing to help with migrating to the online platform. I have colleagues who barely use email... WTF are they going to do when they have to teach online? SMFH

My kid has been told to move out of her dorm by 3/22 and start classes online 3/23.  

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I talked myself into going to the grocery store for some beer. I observed several vermin at the customer service counter berating the manager for being out of stuff.

 

I attempted to throw a molotov cocktail into the situation........ Why don't all you, just go over to the deli and eat some cake.

 

Vermin got confused and quiet. I had to tell them to Google........let them eat cake.

 

I left the store with beer in hand, before the search results came back.

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8 hours ago, Pam said:

My kid has been told to move out of her dorm by 3/22 and start classes online 3/23.  

Is there a related refund of fees for room and board?

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On 3/14/2020 at 9:08 PM, PotO said:

Is there a related refund of fees for room and board?

That's hilarious. Two local public universities had to cancel student-funded trips (to the tune of ~$2000-3000 per student) and had to be publicly shamed into refunding any money. You know that anything they were paid is already wasted on something by now. 

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1 hour ago, Bad Doctor Frost said:

That's hilarious. Two local public universities had to cancel student-funded trips (to the tune of ~$2000-3000 per student) and had to be publicly shamed into refunding any money. You know that anything they were paid is already wasted on something by now. 


You are correct.  I should have known better.  
 

Any money they collect is wasted in the blink of an eye. 

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Grab-N-Go**

 

 

 

**When used in a non lot lizard sense.

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On 3/18/2020 at 8:52 AM, TheVig said:

Grab-N-Go

That's the name for the handlebars found in certain public restrooms

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I need a new pair of sunglasses. Problem is all the proper stores are closed.

 

First world problems

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8 hours ago, TheVig said:

I need a new pair of sunglasses. Problem is all the proper stores are closed.

 

First world problems

 Online. 

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19 hours ago, PotO said:

 Online. 

I want to try them on first.

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Some of my fellow coworkers are down in the dumps with everything going on. So sent out this pep talk. 

 

 

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3 hours ago, TheVig said:

I want to try them on first.


SOL

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Sorry, not sorry to the rent a cop, who will most likely get transferred to an asbestos mine in Siberia. 

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I know this is an extremely first world problem, but if I have to go 6 weeks without a haircut and neck shave, I'm going to look like a cross beween a 60s pop artist and a werewolf.

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5 hours ago, Bad Doctor Frost said:

I know this is an extremely first world problem, but if I have to go 6 weeks without a haircut and neck shave, I'm going to look like a cross beween a 60s pop artist and a werewolf.

a0b4832c6495150046efb63d4b0f3954--what-y

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I need a new pair of sunglasses. Problem is all the proper stores are closed.
 
First world problems

Pharmacies have them-‘they will do.


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3 hours ago, Bad Doctor Frost said:

We're doing a Conference Call Happy Hour tomorrow. This could either be very good, or very bad.

Look on the bright side...you don't have to share the good stuff LOL! 

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On 3/26/2020 at 9:45 AM, Bad Doctor Frost said:

We're doing a Conference Call Happy Hour tomorrow. This could either be very good, or very bad.

We had one last Friday and sadly a repeat again today.   It is obvious some start very early in the day.  Considering our policy of not going back to work, or currently working after/while having an adult beverage, I'm sure if they spy on the webex, there may be some discipline.  

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I can't teach my parents the concept of "reply-all."

 

So they sit in the same house and send back conflicting responses.

 

Replies to either of them, where I add the other back into the chain, yield the same result.

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That 'crunchy sound' when you crush a water bug in a paper towel 🙉

 

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