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On 1/11/2019 at 4:41 PM, cv91915 said:

Flight attendant just asked me if I'm a Gemini.

 

What year is this?

Do you look like a schizophrenic?  What about you? 

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$390 seems like an insane amount of money for an outbound wire fee, but apparently the Turkish government doesn't want to make it cheap or easy to move money to the US.

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14 hours ago, cv91915 said:

$390 seems like an insane amount of money for an outbound wire fee, but apparently the Turkish government doesn't want to make it cheap or easy to move money to the US.

TAD should consider himself lucky he's even allowed to do such a thing right now.

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On 1/24/2019 at 3:49 AM, IndyPoolPlayer said:

TAD should consider himself lucky he's even allowed to do such a thing right now.

At least the inbound was free.

 

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Read this on someone's publicly posted resume:

 

"Sinclair Community College in Dayton, OH for Visual Communications, and Indiana University in Bloomington for Gender Studies."

 

Desired job is "Marketing Coordinator"

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9 hours ago, IndyPoolPlayer said:

Read this on someone's publicly posted resume:

 

"Sinclair Community College in Dayton, OH for Visual Communications, and Indiana University in Bloomington for Gender Studies."

 

Desired job is "Marketing Coordinator"

Both seemed like good ideas at the time.

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On 11/5/2018 at 3:01 PM, cv91915 said:

I'm coming up on 10 years of diversity training at home from my Turkish spouse who claims to not like pork, except he loves bacon, ribs, pulled pork... and what he calls "drilled pork," because he can't remember the term "spiral-cut ham."

This morning's gem:

 

"Is there such a term as "had been"?

 

"What?"

 

"What would you call a has-been that's dead?"

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People who are weary of trying something, instead of wary or leery.

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10 hours ago, GreenDragonLady said:

I am weary of trying to get my daughter to behave.

Fight me.

 

Not the usage that annoys me ;) . 

 

 

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Luxe

 

Especially when used by the unwashed masses who have no clue what real luxe is.

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My 26-minute flight just pushed back from the gate, 5 hours and 16 minutes late.

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On 3/6/2019 at 7:39 PM, cv91915 said:

My 26-minute flight just pushed back from the gate, 5 hours and 16 minutes late.

mechanical problems or weather delays?

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3 minutes ago, IndyPoolPlayer said:

mechanical problems or weather delays?

Mechanical.  

 

My 3:09 p.m. arrival into San Diego turned into 10:05. 

 

I knew someone who was on the same delayed flight.  She used the 5+ hour delay to get sh1t-faced, and after the plane boarded she started yelling my name from Coach and asking me if she could move up to First and sit with me.  

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Posted (edited)

Is there a setting in Safari that blocks the "Get our app" banners that appear at the top of so many web sites?

 

I DON'T WANT ANY MORE APPS. 

 

 

Edited by cv91915

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Choosy beggers.

 

Skanky girl: Can I bum a cigarette?

Me: Sure, grab one or two.

Skanky girl: WTF kind of cigarettes are these?

Me: Dunhill

Skanky girl: Sounds bougie

 

I should have just gave her some money so she could walk over to the Pump & Munch to get a pack of Newports or some grape blunts.

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