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Offtopic chat about the gourmet contest...

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I would like to have dinner with Orangecrush.

 

Why?

 

Because I want to see, in real life, a grown woman who sicks her cat on other, farts clouds, and maintains a human, heterosexual relationship.. I also want to see the human face variation of the :mellow::rofl: that I see so often. I wonder - if you say something, does she actually have a windowlicker facial expression for a while? I'm dying to know. I'd also like to meet the cat who has lived through the fart clouds and the boyfriend who made through the mason jars.

 

What would I feed her?

 

We're having borsch for the first course. I may wear poms poms while I serve. It's cabbage soup and that should appeal to her gassy side. I'll even add beans.

 

For seconds we're having "herring in fur coat". This (shuba in russian) consists of layers of pickled herring, potatoes, carrots, onions, beets, and a layer of mayonnaise on top. (How else am I gonna get a reaction equivalent to :clapping::clapping: .... I'll attach below a picture, lest you underestimate the true horror. Yep, that purple stuff is beet infused mayo. Lots of it. What is she gonna say no?! - I'm making her dinner..

 

This will likely also clear out her digestive tract the most natural way possible, (I don't want to sit through clouds of gas ALL through dinner) and from there we'll move onto desert. I'm thinking Napoleon cake. It's thin pastry layers filled with a mixture of cream and cognac. I'm gonna double the cognac for her side, to help her get over the herring and help seal the deal on that wedding dress that I'm gonna inherit, cut off, dye red and party in.

 

Thank you.. Academy, God, and you all for letting me do this.

 

shuba-1.jpg

 

I'm speechless, however, I'm sure OC will have a proper response. :D

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Snork - that pigtail chick in your official entry - what is she saying???

 

gigigi nothin polite.

 

Russian web forums are a little more.. out there.

 

as evidenced by this smiley:

 

hump.gif

 

bwahahahaha

*running away quicklike lest I get Neen'd

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Snork - that pigtail chick in your official entry - what is she saying???

 

gigigi nothin polite.

 

Russian web forums are a little more.. out there.

 

as evidenced by this smiley:

 

hump.gif

 

bwahahahaha

*running away quicklike lest I get Neen'd

 

:P:rofl: :rofl: That's about what I figured. :)

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yeah, no, still dont see the rules.

 

but that's ok. guess I'm not a member of the club.

 

 

You don't need to be a member of "the club"to see the rules. You just need to be able to read.

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CONTEST: Tell us what famous, non-political figure (dead or alive or fictional) you would like to have dinner with and why. Tell us what you would serve at this dinner. Post your entry in this thread. If your entry does not meet the requirements it will be disqualified and moved.

 

RULES: Winner will be decided by the votes of fellow CBers. The contest ends on Sunday, June 22nd at 9pm EST. Voting for the winner will begin on Monday, June 23rd.

 

This is from the thread where entries were posted. You posted your entry in that thread, which means that you just didn't read. :lol:

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