Today Nat'l slap da sh$t out of someone day

[TeeSharice]

Candidate #1:

Nosiest EmmerEffer in my office.... always makes some dumb comment about something....

 

Previous incident:

In order for me to drink the amount of water I prefer, I bring a gallon jug in every day.... my goal is to finish it by then end of the workday.... I drink glasses all day and usually about 3pm ( I get off at 4pm) I chug-a-lug whatever is left in hopes I need to go to the bathroom once before I leave...

He walks pass my cubicle & sees me chugging & says that ladies shouldnt do that and I should drink from a glass....and what if someone wanted a glass of water, now they couldnt because I drank from the jug....

 

I didnt cuss him out as much as he needed at that time.... which was a mistake because if I had, today's incident wouldnt have occured.

 

A lil while ago he comes to my desk & asks do I have any aspirin... I respond no... He says "C'mon, what lady doesnt keep aspirin in her purse"

 

I think dead folks are blushing from the language I used to respond..... I didnt slap the sh$t out of him only because I need this POS job

[gemsnewday]

The DON at mom's nursing home...who has lied to me from day one. Finally get a meeting scheduled after throwing a TX red-headed hissy fit, and this woman comes in interrupting me and when I interrupt back, she gets catty and argumentative and raises her voice to me. Called her out on it and she got really pissy. I threatened to end the meeting and call my lawyer, but I secretly wanted to slap the sh$t outta her, right then and there. Hard. Right across her lying, smug face. I really, really wanted to slap the crap outta her, and I am not a violent person by heart. She is the reason staff is badgering mom to eat, even though mom says it makes her sick and hurt. B*%ch should know better.

 

Can't move mom to new place...no one has medicaid beds available right now. Have two different hospice social workers looking. So now I have to find ways to have people do pop in visits daily/nightly.

 

Yep...I really wanna slap this B*%ch.

Edited August 8, 2012 by gemsnewday

[blackberry74]

Right now I want to slap this new employee. He's a loud talker. I detest loud talkers. If he comes over here again, I'll probably slap him and then cut his tongue out with these scissors. God.

Edited August 8, 2012 by blackberry74

[brazen]

I can't think of anyone I want to slap yet, but I haven't started work yet either.

 

Tee, that guy is an a**hole. I wouldn't share my water.

[bobgodd]

Holy crap I'd like to slap this CB skin!!

 

My relationship with the last one was all comfortable and complacent and ish...

[VibrantEcho]

One of my mom's clients got herself kicked out on Sunday...mom gave her 72 hours to find a new place for her horse or my mom would be loading him up and dropping him off on her front step. Chick has done nothing but whine about how her new job is SOOOO demanding and she couldn't possibly find a place in three days blah blah blah...and then today, at T-minus 7 hours and counting, she waltzes out and starts dinking around with her horse like nothing ever happened. It took all my self control to keep my mouth shut, 'cause if she has time to play with her horse, she has plenty of time to be on the phone looking for a new facility, because she's not welcome here anymore.

 

And then I had to leave so I don't even know how it's going to end. Fortunately my sister promised to keep me posted.

[visorboy1974]

Coworker pawns off a pretty simple task on me and I'm already about 5 projects deep in tasks. Then when it comes time to say what you're working on, she says she's idle and has nothing to do. Boss looks at me and doesn't say a thing. I'm HOPING he corrects the issue.

[baby duck]

One of my mom's clients got herself kicked out on Sunday...mom gave her 72 hours to find a new place for her horse or my mom would be loading him up and dropping him off on her front step. Chick has done nothing but whine about how her new job is SOOOO demanding and she couldn't possibly find a place in three days blah blah blah...and then today, at T-minus 7 hours and counting, she waltzes out and starts dinking around with her horse like nothing ever happened. It took all my self control to keep my mouth shut, 'cause if she has time to play with her horse, she has plenty of time to be on the phone looking for a new facility, because she's not welcome here anymore.

 

And then I had to leave so I don't even know how it's going to end. Fortunately my sister promised to keep me posted.

 

 

And now are you going to promise to keep us posted? Because inquiring minds and all . . .

[VibrantEcho]

One of my mom's clients got herself kicked out on Sunday...mom gave her 72 hours to find a new place for her horse or my mom would be loading him up and dropping him off on her front step. Chick has done nothing but whine about how her new job is SOOOO demanding and she couldn't possibly find a place in three days blah blah blah...and then today, at T-minus 7 hours and counting, she waltzes out and starts dinking around with her horse like nothing ever happened. It took all my self control to keep my mouth shut, 'cause if she has time to play with her horse, she has plenty of time to be on the phone looking for a new facility, because she's not welcome here anymore.

 

And then I had to leave so I don't even know how it's going to end. Fortunately my sister promised to keep me posted.

 

 

And now are you going to promise to keep us posted? Because inquiring minds and all . . .

as soon as I know anything new.

[Pam]

I can't say "who"

 

but

me: I want to book this flight, I have a credit with Delta, can the travel agent do that, or do I need to book it myself?

person: they can do that

me: book the flight, please

person: flight is booked

me: they didn't apply the credit

person: travel agent, you didn't use the credit

travel agent: i'll fix that

person: that's great, good job!!

me: uhm, there's a $150 change fee

person: that's an airline fee

me: I'm well aware of that. But if travel agent had used the credit like we asked, we wouldn't have had to exchange the ticket

person: all airlines charge a change fee

me: that's not the point. the point is travel agent makes a mistake and it costs us $150?? How is that cost-effective for using a $230 credit??

[VibrantEcho]

One of my mom's clients got herself kicked out on Sunday...mom gave her 72 hours to find a new place for her horse or my mom would be loading him up and dropping him off on her front step. Chick has done nothing but whine about how her new job is SOOOO demanding and she couldn't possibly find a place in three days blah blah blah...and then today, at T-minus 7 hours and counting, she waltzes out and starts dinking around with her horse like nothing ever happened. It took all my self control to keep my mouth shut, 'cause if she has time to play with her horse, she has plenty of time to be on the phone looking for a new facility, because she's not welcome here anymore.

 

And then I had to leave so I don't even know how it's going to end. Fortunately my sister promised to keep me posted.

 

 

And now are you going to promise to keep us posted? Because inquiring minds and all . . .

as soon as I know anything new.

 

So. Mom ratted her (a grown, 30-something woman) out to her DAD, who had previously been footing the horse's bills (there's a whole long story behind this, too. He's not a patsy, I swear.). I guess they agreed on a 10-day notice.

 

 

I can't say "who"

 

but

me: I want to book this flight, I have a credit with Delta, can the travel agent do that, or do I need to book it myself?

person: they can do that

me: book the flight, please

person: flight is booked

me: they didn't apply the credit

person: travel agent, you didn't use the credit

travel agent: i'll fix that

person: that's great, good job!!

me: uhm, there's a $150 change fee

person: that's an airline fee

me: I'm well aware of that. But if travel agent had used the credit like we asked, we wouldn't have had to exchange the ticket

person: all airlines charge a change fee

me: that's not the point. the point is travel agent makes a mistake and it costs us $150?? How is that cost-effective for using a $230 credit??

 

No. Effing. Way. I'd be LIVID.

[Pam]

I can't say "who"

 

but

me: I want to book this flight, I have a credit with Delta, can the travel agent do that, or do I need to book it myself?

person: they can do that

me: book the flight, please

person: flight is booked

me: they didn't apply the credit

person: travel agent, you didn't use the credit

travel agent: i'll fix that

person: that's great, good job!!

me: uhm, there's a $150 change fee

person: that's an airline fee

me: I'm well aware of that. But if travel agent had used the credit like we asked, we wouldn't have had to exchange the ticket

person: all airlines charge a change fee

me: that's not the point. the point is travel agent makes a mistake and it costs us $150?? How is that cost-effective for using a $230 credit??

 

No. Effing. Way. I'd be LIVID.

 

If it was my own money, I'd be screaming. Since it's not..... I'm just a little pissy.

[Bad Doctor Frost]

Can I chalk up everyone at my company? EVERYONE.

 

I get to work around 7 usually. Actually, I'm supposed to be there at 7 but I'm usually there around 7:10-7:20. But I'm ALWAYS the first one there. There's this other guy...a royal douche mcgee, who decided to show up at 8 on Friday, after being called a few times. Today, he just calls in sick. Which means that *I* have to deal with everything I have to do, PLUS what he's supposed to do. I JUST got home less than an hour ago. I put in around fifteen and a half hours today.

 

A client is getting a divorce. She wants EVERYTHING and I have to dig and find what assets they all have and what worth there is and all that stuff. That took five hours today ALONE.

 

Another client of mine, a rather decent one actually, is getting married. He has three kids. His GF has 7. SEVEN. Let's just say they're not the most well behaved.

 

Bah freakin' humbug.

[luckydriver]

slap to the 2 cars on the 2 separate ramps that pulled way over to the left lane right away, cutting me off, and didnt go fast to boot. if you have a little 4 banger you just cant go that fast but they do it anyway

 

it must be full moon

[brazen]

What about today? This poster annoyed the heck outta me.

[TheBanker]

Damn it! I missed the opportunity to slap people.