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[hegemony]

write your own punch line.

[crtt]

write your own punch line.

And the Bar Keep states we only accept AmEX and everyone must pay their own bill

[BobWang]

[BobWang]

write your own punch line.

And the Bar Keep states we only accept subprime AmEX and everyone must pay their own bill

Corrected it for ya.

[clutchcargo]

On the TV above the bar plays a Discover ad touting 5% for bars and lounges...

[BobWang]

Where's ES3?

[crtt]

On the TV above the bar plays a Discover ad touting 5% for bars and lounges...

On the TV above the bar plays a AmEx ad touting 5% for bars and lounges..

Corrected for you

[Sniper762]

Bob and Repairer only bring Discover leaving Hegemony on the hook for the tab.

[kayvebear]

And the bartender immediately strips down naked and starts rolling around nude all over the bar top, pouring expensive liquor all over himself, while making suggestive motions and googly eyes to all three of the gents. On the bartenders back there are two tattoo's. The 1st is large and reads 'CB 4 Life'. The 2nd is a bit smalller, and is placed just above the butt area more commonly referred to as 'tramp stamp'. The 2nd reads 'kayvebear'.

[lynson]

....and they each begin to get inundated with PM's from newbies begging to know where the bar is.

[kayvebear]

And the bartender immediately strips down naked and starts rolling around nude all over the bar top, pouring expensive liquor all over himself, while making suggestive motions and googly eyes to all three of the gents. On the bartenders back there are two tattoo's. The 1st is large and reads 'CB 4 Life'. The 2nd is a bit smalller, and is placed just above the butt area more commonly referred to as 'tramp stamp'. The 2nd reads 'kayvebear'.

The curse of my life... I find myself to be a lot funnier than those around me find me... :/ heh

Edited by kayvebear, 19 May 2012 - 12:25 PM.

[patz2009]

Before they step in, a bouncer asks "Are you on the List?" He then looks at BobWang's ID, looks back at the list, and says "Sorry bud, no access for you." He then looks at Hegemony's ID, and says "Thanks for being a Cardmember since 1993."

[crtt]

And Breeze walks in and says i'll be the director of this film

[BobWang]

[rslifkin]

..and hegemony produces the Visa/MC card agreement when he refuses to show ID for payment, bar promptly orders up another round

..then BW and R get inebriated while hege sips Dos Equis.

Then the bar gets shut down for policy violations when Repairer gets home, then BobWang buys the bar.

"Stay thirsty, my friends."™

[CTSoxFan]

and they are all unable to get a drink because the sign above the bar reads "Cash or Debit Only"

[Repairerer]

Bob and Repairer only bring Discover leaving Hegemony on the hook for the tab.

The winner so far.

[BobWang]

and they are all unable to get a drink because the sign above the bar reads "Subprime Cash or Sucky Debit Only"

[hegemony]

...and they see a Dave Ramsey fan sitting at the bar.

The DR fan orders a martini. The bartender figures that a DR fan probably isn't very financial smart, and
charges him $150. Five minutes later the DR fan orders a beer and is charged $75.

BobWang's curiosity gets the better of him. He casually remarks to the DR fan that "You know, we don't get too many Ramsey nuts in here."

The DR fan replies, "At these prices, no wonder."

[hegemony]

...and the bouncer tells Hegemony "I'm sorry, I can't serve you here unless you are wearing a tie."

Hegemony says "Okay, I'll be right back," and goes to his Maybach to find anything he can use for a tie. All he finds is a set of jumper cables, so he ties them around his neck, goes back in and asks, "How's this?"

The bartender replies, "Well, okay, but don't start anything."

[Repairerer]

...the bartender looks up and says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

[BobWang]

http://onpoint.wbur....-neutrino-jokes

-We don't allow faster than light neutrinos in here, said the bartender.
A neutrino walks into a bar.


- Neutrino.
Knock knock.

[clutchcargo]

OK, this is surreal. I was just googling "... walks into a bar jokes" and the first one I clicked on had this as the first joke:

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We have a drink
here named after you." The grasshopper says, "Bob?"

I'm not making this up

http://mysite.verizo...nk/walkbar.html

[FreakN]

And Dollar Bill walks up to them and says let me show you the best method for getting free drinks.

Edited by FreakN, 19 May 2012 - 08:35 PM.

[Repairerer]

And Dollar Bill walks up to them and says let me show you the best method for getting free drinks.