So BobWang, Hegemony, and Repairer walk into a bar...
Posted 19 May 2012 - 09:39 AM
write your own punch line.
And the Bar Keep states we only accept AmEX and everyone must pay their own bill
Posted 19 May 2012 - 09:50 AM
Corrected it for ya.
write your own punch line.
And the Bar Keep states we only accept subprime AmEX and everyone must pay their own bill
Posted 19 May 2012 - 09:51 AM
Posted 19 May 2012 - 09:56 AM
On the TV above the bar plays a Discover ad touting 5% for bars and lounges...
On the TV above the bar plays a AmEx ad touting 5% for bars and lounges..
Corrected for you
Posted 19 May 2012 - 10:03 AM
Posted 19 May 2012 - 10:31 AM
Posted 19 May 2012 - 10:50 AM
Posted 19 May 2012 - 12:25 PM
And the bartender immediately strips down naked and starts rolling around nude all over the bar top, pouring expensive liquor all over himself, while making suggestive motions and googly eyes to all three of the gents. On the bartenders back there are two tattoo's. The 1st is large and reads 'CB 4 Life'. The 2nd is a bit smalller, and is placed just above the butt area more commonly referred to as 'tramp stamp'. The 2nd reads 'kayvebear'.
The curse of my life... I find myself to be a lot funnier than those around me find me... :/ heh
Edited by kayvebear, 19 May 2012 - 12:25 PM.
Posted 19 May 2012 - 12:28 PM
Posted 19 May 2012 - 12:33 PM
Posted 19 May 2012 - 12:36 PM
..then BW and R get inebriated while hege sips Dos Equis.
Then the bar gets shut down for policy violations when Repairer gets home, then BobWang buys the bar.
"Stay thirsty, my friends."™
Posted 19 May 2012 - 12:37 PM
Posted 19 May 2012 - 12:43 PM
Bob and Repairer only bring Discover leaving Hegemony on the hook for the tab.
The winner so far.
Posted 19 May 2012 - 12:44 PM
and they are all unable to get a drink because the sign above the bar reads "Subprime Cash or Sucky Debit Only"
Posted 19 May 2012 - 12:52 PM
The DR fan orders a martini. The bartender figures that a DR fan probably isn't very financial smart, and
charges him $150. Five minutes later the DR fan orders a beer and is charged $75.
BobWang's curiosity gets the better of him. He casually remarks to the DR fan that "You know, we don't get too many Ramsey nuts in here."
The DR fan replies, "At these prices, no wonder."
Posted 19 May 2012 - 12:55 PM
Hegemony says "Okay, I'll be right back," and goes to his Maybach to find anything he can use for a tie. All he finds is a set of jumper cables, so he ties them around his neck, goes back in and asks, "How's this?"
The bartender replies, "Well, okay, but don't start anything."
Posted 19 May 2012 - 01:01 PM
Posted 19 May 2012 - 05:47 PM
A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We have a drink
here named after you." The grasshopper says, "Bob?"
I'm not making this up
Posted 19 May 2012 - 08:35 PM
Edited by FreakN, 19 May 2012 - 08:35 PM.
Posted 19 May 2012 - 08:47 PM
And Dollar Bill walks up to them and says let me show you the best method for getting free drinks.
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