If you pretend you're Jack Nicholson instead of just some regular dude, you're a lot more likely to get busted

[hegemony]

http://consumerist.com/2012/03/pretending-youre-jack-nicholson-will-get-you-in-trouble-for-identity-theft.html

[foeplay]

[Jpoots82]

LOL I was watching this on CNN yesterday, almost fell out of my chair laughing! Apparently he was someone the authorities were looking for and was part of some crime ring or something opening up tons of fraudulent accounts/credit cards

[road2freedom]

That guy must think he's a real joker...