AMEX KILLED MY TURTLE

[Jpoots82]

Bumpity...he who asketh shall receiveth.

 

HURRAH!

[CIO]

Bumpity...he who asketh shall receiveth.

 

HURRAH!

 

This thread is Mark LA's humor at its best.

[Bert Reynolds]

I would love to see the look on csr's face when they meet a pet tiger...

[beli]

Yearly bumpity for those who haven't seen this yet, and for the return of Mark!

Edited March 15, 2012 by beli

[Mark LA]

Yearly bumpity for those who haven't seen this yet, and for the return of Mark!

 

[rslifkin]

Hi Mark LA!

[hegemony]

MarkLA

[kfupanda]

First amex declines CLI, today I found a dead baby pigeon on my driveway.

[dvd]

A few weeks ago I paid off and canceled all of my amex personal credit cards. The csr was cold, distant and unsympathetic.

Strangely towards the end of the conversation, he asked to verify my address and then hung up!

WELL!

Three days later I mysteriously found my pet turtle on the porch of my front yard - on its back - DEAD!!!!

Coincidence???

I DON'T THINK SO!

 

Keep a close eye on your pets!!!

 

 

What kind of turtle was it?

[ctb89]

First Amex declines my BCP app, then zombie face eater in Miami...

Edited June 11, 2012 by ctb89

[hegemony]

amex returned my love letters; then Venus crosses the Sun

[kfupanda]

Today I got 4506T from Amex to process CLI request.

[Mark LA]

A few weeks ago I paid off and canceled all of my amex personal credit cards. The csr was cold, distant and unsympathetic.

Strangely towards the end of the conversation, he asked to verify my address and then hung up!

WELL!

Three days later I mysteriously found my pet turtle on the porch of my front yard - on its back - DEAD!!!!

Coincidence???

I DON'T THINK SO!

 

Keep a close eye on your pets!!!

 

 

What kind of turtle was it?

 

Cedric was a land tortoise (sniffle)

[Mark LA]

amex returned my love letters; then Venus crosses the Sun

 

[Mark LA]

First Amex declines my BCP app, then zombie face eater in Miami...

 

Coincidence???

I DON'T THINK SO!

[mizliz1011]

Charlotte, my Shitzhu, has developed a liver enzyme problem since I got my AmEx... the more I pay in full, the higher the ALT numbers go. This is no coincidence.

[cyberone28]

Hmm no wonder... they denied my 3x cli... on the letter the reason was..

Derogatory -- No Pet(s)...

 

 

I wonder how they know?....

galaxy s5 ---- Tapatalk

Edited September 17, 2014 by cyberone28

[Navistar]

old but funny

[hegemony]

is it the weekend yet?

[minnie aubre]

hegemony, where have you been?

 

I had forgotten about this

 

And, where is Mark LA?

[hegemony]

hegemony, where have you been?

 

I had forgotten about this

 

And, where is Mark LA?

doing well but not home enough. too much time in the air. I hope you're well

[minnie aubre]

 

hegemony, where have you been?

 

I had forgotten about this

 

And, where is Mark LA?

doing well but not home enough. too much time in the air. I hope you're well

 

 

I hope you are traveling somewhere cooler. This heat is unbearable

 

[hegemony]

I like turtles

[hegemony]

Is amex still killing Testudinatas?

[minnie aubre]

Blast from the past...