So BobWang, Hegemony, and Repairer walk into a bar...

[essexjet]

...and Bobwang makes the bartender an authorized user

Edited May 20, 2012 by essexjet

[ICANHASMUNY?]

After ordering shots all around, Hege was signing the receipt when the Blonde Bartender noticed that he had never signed the back of the credit card.

 

She stated that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed.

 

When asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature on the credit card with the signature just signed on the receipt.

 

So Hege signed the credit card in front of her. She carefully compared that signature to the one signed on the receipt.

 

As luck would have it, they matched...

[rec7]

They spot a beautiful woman at the bar then she pulls out a NFCU visa to pay for her drink can things get any better. The three bump into each other like the three stooges trying to be the first to talk to her.

Edited May 20, 2012 by rec7

[ctb89]

http://onpoint.wbur....-neutrino-jokes

 

-We don't allow faster than light neutrinos in here, said the bartender.

A neutrino walks into a bar.

 

 

- Neutrino.

Knock knock.

 

A neutron walks into a bar and asks "How much for a drink around here?" The bartender says "For you, no charge!"

[hegemony]

HBBB!

 

Happy Belated Birthday Bob!!!!

[ubercat]

"...wash your hands! I want a cheese sandwich."

[ubercat]

The bartender says. "We don't serve faster than light particles in here."

 

A Tachyon walks into the bar.

[Guest]

And Repairerer reminds them the bar is not GDF.

 

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