What Kind of Spider Is This?

[Labyrinthine]

So, this spider is residing on my utility porch. It is black and there are white spots on the back. The picture is not great but I am terrified of this thing so I can't get anything better. I can't seem to find anything online that looks like it.

[jack1212]

Could you tell if it was fuzzy?

[giraffy]

Holy isht.

 

I would move. There's no other action that can be taken here.

[Labyrinthine]

Could you tell if it was fuzzy?

 

It does not appear to be fuzzy. I am pretty familiar with it. On the belly, it looks like it has like a suction cup thing. I have to walk past this thing to get out of my house (I don't use the front door for dog safety reasons)

[jack1212]

Did a search and it sounds like a possible White-Spotted Jumping Spider.

[giraffy]

JUMPING?!

 

WTF.

[jack1212]

LOL, Yeah

 

 

http://www.buzzle.com/articles/black-spider-with-white-spot-on-back.html

[Labyrinthine]

JUMPING!? Excuse me? I have to walk past that thing several times a day!

 

There is no other choice. I'll have to move.

[jack1212]

Just dress in a Haz-Mat suit, get a can of Raid for Spiders, and yell DIE! Really Loud.

[beli]

Or just kill it?

[Labyrinthine]

Just dress in a Haz-Mat suit, get a can of Raid for Spiders, and yell DIE! Really Loud.

 

Well I considered that, but if that bish jumps on me I will go crashing through the window as I flail wildly. This is so messed up.

[giraffy]

JUMPING!? Excuse me? I have to walk past that thing several times a day!

 

There is no other choice. I'll have to move.

Duh.

[Labyrinthine]

JUMPING!? Excuse me? I have to walk past that thing several times a day!

 

There is no other choice. I'll have to move.

Duh.

 

I really liked this house.

[giraffy]

JUMPING!? Excuse me? I have to walk past that thing several times a day!

 

There is no other choice. I'll have to move.

Duh.

 

I really liked this house.

I don't know of any other solution.

[cljohnr]

How big is it? Look like this?

 

 

[jack1212]

 

I think you just scarred some of these people for life.

[jettavwdrvr]

JUMPING?!

 

WTF.

 

 

+10000000000000000000000000

 

 

Why I even clicked into this thread is beyond me...If I had a spider the size of my car living that close to me, I'd already had moved to Antarctica.

[giraffy]

JUMPING?!

 

WTF.

 

 

+10000000000000000000000000

 

 

Why I even clicked into this thread is beyond me...If I had a spider the size of my car living that close to me, I'd already had moved to Antarctica.

Right!? Why do I *keep* clicking!? I scrolled straight through all those pictures.

 

Lab, I hope you have a survival kit or something in your car, and can use that while you get situated in a new place. I wouldn't even pack stuff. Who knows if he has friends?! *shudder*

[Labyrinthine]

JUMPING?!

 

WTF.

 

 

+10000000000000000000000000

 

 

Why I even clicked into this thread is beyond me...If I had a spider the size of my car living that close to me, I'd already had moved to Antarctica.

Right!? Why do I *keep* clicking!? I scrolled straight through all those pictures.

 

Lab, I hope you have a survival kit or something in your car, and can use that while you get situated in a new place. I wouldn't even pack stuff. Who knows if he has friends?! *shudder*

 

Things can be replaced. I'm just going to abandon all hope and relocate. Thank god I got a bigger car recently...

 

And it kind of looks like that second one but without the white on the legs.

[crod07]

Luckily, spiders are easily squishable. So... go squish him.

[Labyrinthine]

Luckily, spiders are easily squishable. So... go squish him.

 

You are kidding right? Maybe you didn't read earlier...it JUMPS.

[crod07]

It allegedly jumps.

Go try. Come back and report.

(I recommend a shovel.)

[Labyrinthine]

It allegedly jumps.

Go try. Come back and report.

(I recommend a shovel.)

 

 

Not. A. Chance.

[breeze]

Raid.

[giraffy]

Bulldozer.